Indoor salad, for dark days

Indoor salad for darker days

We still have a way to go before Spring does its thing. This is an easy way of banishing the blues, and far healthier than gin. 

Microgreens are a great favourite with me as they satisfy my yearning for sophistication whilst valiantly accommodating my slapdash sowing skills. No thinning out is needed here, as I snip the leaves off in their baby stage. All you need is a plastic seed tray or pot set within another larger tray for watering, some multi-purpose compost and some seeds; I adore radish, rocket, basil and mizuna, or you can buy a mixture of seeds specially packaged as microgreens - this is a great starter pack.

Or, if you can’t be doing with compost, then I recommend this kit, which has everything included, and you just use kitchen roll, (or loo paper if you’re us!)

Fill your tray or pot with compost, removing any big bits and tapping it firmly on a hard surface to remove any pockets of air. Now sprinkle your seeds liberally over the top, aiming for an even coverage. You don’t need to worry about spacing here because you’ll be harvesting the greenery before it has a chance to need any space. Cover the seeds very thinly with a bit more compost, sieving it over the top, and fill up the bottom tray with water for a few hours until the surface of the compost is damp. Given the warmth of your kitchen, the seeds with germinate fast, and in a couple of weeks you’ll be snipping and sprinkling just like all the posh chefs.

x Laetitia

A gentle reminder

…. That your garden, or outside space, whether it’s a windowsill or a vast swathe - has a purpose, and that purpose is to SERVE you.

Here are the ways in which I need and expect my garden to serve me:

1. It should bring me and my family joy

2. It should bring me and my family peace

3. It should be a retreat from the stresses and annoyances of every day life

None of this means that my garden should look a certain way; if my space is tidy and minimal and that brings me happiness and contentment, then that is the garden for which I should strive. But if I find those same feelings as I enter or sit in my wild, overgrown patch (which is more likely), then that’s fine too.

Too often in the past, my garden was a source of anxiety, as I looked longingly into it and wished it were all different. When I finally analysed my own feelings and realised that it had become the polar opposite of what it was supposed to be, I knew things had to change. I decided to change the way in which I tended my space, (doing enjoyable little snatches of five or ten minutes each day, rather than entire days every month or so), and began to enjoy my garden again.

It took a while for the garden to show these benefits, but in my head and my heart, the change was instant. Yes, it happened overnight. My garden was fulfilling its purpose once again, and I could relax and enjoy it.

I don’t expect many to read this post - it’s not giving you a recipe or practical steps, or telling you how to prune your roses, but to me it’s infinitely more important than anything else I’ve ever posted here, because after all, why do we garden? What’s it all for? Why do we bother spending time taming nature to our whims if not to create a space in which we can be joyful and calm?

So this new year, ask yourself whether your outside space is serving you as it should, and if not, then perhaps it’s time to find a way in which that can become possible…?

Happy 2019 to all of you my dear friends

xx Laetitia

Planting Hippeastrum (amaryllis)

Hey! I know it’s after Christmas and you are feeling all mince pie’d out and cobwebby but I have the answer! Go out as soon as you can and find some hippeastrum bulbs (they’ll be on sale…BONUS!). Get yourself a pot or two and some compost and try this… I promise you will NOT be disappointed.

My love for these bulbs will never wane. I adore them to the moon and back, mostly because they are so very massive and otherworldly and make me feel accomplished and smug and happy that I had a hand in growing something so amazing.

Here’s a little video showing you how to plant them….couldn’t be easier…do have a go!

Are you a hippeastrum aficionado? What’s your favourite one to grow, and what are your tips to get them flowering again the following year?

x Laetitia

My tiny front garden - planting phase 3

At last the tree is in!

This is the last of this series on my minuscule front garden..I totally PROMISE. There will be no more chatter about this space until it has filled out and throughly deserving of some more attention.

The final touch to the planting here, was the multi-stemmed crabapple tree, which I agonised over for far too long. I got several quotes for multi-stemmed specimen trees (not just crabapples) and each of them would have looked totally glorious, but I had to rein myself in, because I didn’t have the money for any of it.

Accordingly I went for a small crabapple from Ornamental Trees Ltd, which cost me a grand total of £71.93 (including delivery). I want to big up this company, because the tree arrived in perfect condition, in a huge card-board box.

The only plastic was the pot it was grown in (which I will re-use) and a black bin bag which was attached to the base of the tree in such a way that I could re-use that as well.

The variety is called ‘Red Sentinel’ - very well-known to be a ‘good doer’ and disease-resistant.

Being small-ish, it went in easily (another expense avoided) and as with all plants, a younger specimen will in the end, grow to be stronger and better in its environment. Worth the wait I think.

If you’re planning on transforming a space, and desperately want that ‘finished’ look immediately, know that you are not alone! Also know, though, that if they’re well looked after and planted properly, plants grow faster than you think, and you have the added benefit of watching this happen, which is always a joy.

Here then, for what they’re worth, are my tips for filling a new space on a budget:

1. Choose bare-root hedging (see this post) The cost is minuscule compared with shelling out for ‘the finished product’ and they grow faster than you think!

2. If you need to make an impact straight away, then large specimen trees really are worth the money, but if your budget can’t stretch to this don’t despair; you’ll certainly be able to find something sufficiently imposing in the form you want. Search the internet using your form keyword (eg. full standard, half standard, multi-stem etc) and be open to changing your mind on species and variety. Bear in mind also that these companies know their plants; the ones that do well and are popular are also usually the cheapest so don’t get hung up having something that ‘everybody else’ has…Everyone has one because it’s a great plant!

3. Give yourself time, and plant in stages. If you can, plant specimen trees and shrubs first, and then add your herbaceous perennials and bulbs etc. As you can see, I did my space entirely the wrong way round and very awkward it was too! Once larger plants are in, you may easily find that your other plant requirements change as you may have more and less space than you initially thought. So slow down already!

x Laetitia

Keeping containers cosy in the winter

Getting caught out (or short) is THE WORST; it leads to lots of swearing and self-flagellation, not to mention DEAD PLANTS and CRACKED POTS so be your future friend and get this kit ready now!

Group your pots together in a sheltered spot and, if you fear a prolonged cold snap, wrap them with old bubble wrap to prevent them getting frozen. I know, it’s such a boring thing – all the books tell you to do this but you never do it, until one day your expensive, large terracotta pot that you saved up for and adore, cracks. Gather up all your old bubble wrap and tie it around each large pot with string. If it looks too revolting for words, then you can cover the hideousness with sacking.

It’s also VERY much worth investing in some horticultural fleece, which you can wrap around precious plants during prolonged cold snaps. Get a few packs of it now, before the new year brings beasts from the East, and put them in a safe place. Then make a note of where you’ve put them and stick it on your fridge (or perhaps it’s just me needing to do that).

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Last minute wreathery

Wreath making can of course be outsourced to the professionals if you can’t contemplate it, but if you’re someone who feels that it is beyond you, I would urge you to think again. I use a rattan wreath form like this one which makes the whole thing unspeakably easy; you just poke the foliage in – no wire. If you have holly with berries then lucky you, and I would suggest cutting some as soon as possible and putting the branches in a bucket close to the house so that the birds don’t take the berries. Once you’ve foraged or bought your chosen foliage it’s simply a question of covering the wreath form and then adding any decorations. Again, with this sort of wreath form you can keep adding and subtracting without any wrangling with wires, and please please don’t worry about it looking profesh… in fact you can make a virtue of the whole thing being fabulously wonksome by being intentional and unapologetic about it. Leaving spaces is also a jolly good idea - check out the wonderful Jessica Rose Williams and her beautifully minimalist wreath. Why, just one sprig of something is better than a bare door at this time of year. Remember; it’s for YOU as well as everyone else.

I also love putting twinkly fairy lights on my wreath - these, from Lights for Fun are battery powered and lift the whole look at night time, giving it the ultimate cosy vibe.

Winter scented beauty

Scented winter wonders are not only great structural additions but also thoroughly better-making; if anything is going to get you outside, then it’ll be these.

First up is Sarcococca confusa (above)– glossy green, smart, clippable, dry-shade tolerant and smelling of sweet-shops. You will never regret having it. Next, Daphne odora ‘aureomarginata’ –

with absolutely stunning pale-margined green leaves and waxy pink flowers that smell like you’ve died and gone to heaven. You have to be nice to it, and give it a sheltered spot with well-drained but fertile soil, but if it likes you then glory will be yours. My tip is to get small plants (I’ve linked to a set of three above) so that you can plant in different parts of the garden and if one doesn’t like its spot, then you won’t lose out too much. Last but not least, is Viburnum tinus Don’t turn your nose up and tell me it’s only for a car park…this is a true beauty – loves being clipped and preened, into lolly pops (linked above, which I heartily recommend) and hedges and all manner of things, and has scented flowers from December onwards. And one more thing; if you don’t mind a bit of messy, then Lonicera x purpusii ‘Winter Beauty’, has the gorgeousest scent of all.

How to grow sempervivums

Easing oneself outdoors at this time of year requires something a bit special, and the jewel-like beauty of Sempervivums is where I always turn when everything needs cheering up a bit.

Sempervivum (or Houseleeks) are beautiful, endlessly fascinating and (most importantly) virtually indestructible. Curiousplants.co.uk sell a great collection of 20, or you can find them in small containers in most nurseries. The best option is to use a shallow container on a table for easy gawping, but equally shove them into cracks and crevices in walls, paths or steps that either exist due to benign neglect, or are created by you, who prefer plants to mortar. They don’t need a lot of soil. Use a very free-draining mixture of 70% multi-purpose compost and 30% horticultural grit (or you could buy a bag of cactus compost)…wetness is the enemy here. Either plant them an inch or two apart so as to leave room for the babies to establish, or put them shoulder to shoulder, and you can remove and re-plant off-sets as they appear. For cracks and crevices, push some compost into the hole and squish the plant in until it feels secure. You can be rather more brutal that you think; these are tough plants and a few squashed leaves won’t matter. Otherwise, it’s highly tempting to make patterns, although once a rosette has flowered it dies off, so you’d have to replace it in order to maintain perfect symmetry, which might rather take the pleasure out of gardening.

How to feed the birds but not the squirrels, mice or rats

As the weather becomes more hostile, now is the time to start feeding the birds.

You can begin with something as simple as a fat ball, (mix lard with bird seed) hung from a tree, or a bird seed feeder, filled with one of the many bird seed mixes available from most large supermarkets. Rodents though, are unbelievably agile and can climb almost anything in order to get to a good food source. Keeping raids to a minimum requires you to do a few things –annoying, but rather less so than the sight of a revolting rat stealing your bird food. Hygiene is a priority; keep the ground below the feeder clear of detritus. Next, site your feeder in the open, so that squirrels can’t jump from neighbouring trees. A pole system, such as the Garden Pole from Birdfood.co.uk, particularly if it is greased with Vaseline, and fitted with a ‘baffle’ (see the RSPB website) is harder to navigate than a typical bird table. Surround the food with a cage, such as the RSPB’s Bird Feeder Guardian, so that it can only be accessed by the little birds you want to see, rather than the big ones (and rodents) that you don’t. Lastly, vermin detest chilli, so put a generous amount of powder into your fat balls, or coat your bird seed with it by adding powder and shaking it about in the bag. It doesn’t bother the birds one bit.

Best gardening gloves

There are a host of reasons to wear gardening gloves

– mine have slowly but surely migrated from simple hand vanity to the rather less glamourous need to pander to small children at a moment’s notice. Either way, cold fingers can ruin any gardening experience, and for warmth there is no substitute for real leather. Gold Leaf’s Winter Touch leather gloves are really good for warmth. For protection, Sophie Conran’s gauntlets are favourites. They offer a very good compromise between sensation-less gardening and injury, especially because they protect right up to the elbows – I can quite happily grab a thorny stem and strip it wearing these. Next are fair-weather gloves, which will help you to do all the weeding, lifting, pruning and digging whilst offering a layer of protection. For this I love the neoprene biker-like Ultimax gloves by Town and Country – padded in all the right places but flexible too, whilst being easy to get on and off. They are my go-to all-round glove. Lastly, the new generation of super-light, super-thin gardening gloves such as those from Joe’s are a brilliant option for many gardening jobs. They are really just a tougher, knitted step-up from your marigolds (which, by the way, are a sound option too, if you happen to be glove-less). With all these gloves it’s worth scraping your fingernails over a bar of soap before putting them on, as none of them will make handwashing redundant.

How to grow your own Garlic

Success is crucial in gardening, where one has so little control over the elements and minibeasts that can scupper the best laid plans,

…and this is why I love growing garlic; it seems to work, growing and doing its thing without any coddling or worrying. You can even grow it in a container if you like (use a 50/50 mix of multi-purpose compost and John Innes no 2 with a few handfuls of grit. Just like other bulbs, it goes in the ground in Autumn or early winter, which is a welcome break from all the chopping, sweeping and raking at this time of year. You need some garlic – there are a million varieties to choose from (order from a specialist such as Really Garlicky or The Garlic Farm rather than just planting supermarket garlic for more varietal choice). Prepare an area that gets a good amount of sunshine, with well-drained soil. Break some good fat cloves off from the bulbs, making sure to retain the flat bit at the bottom of each one and push them, flat side down, into the soil about 2 inches deep and 6 inches apart, cover them up and water if necessary, then wait. You’ll see action in early spring, with tall flowers following. I start digging up bulbs when the leaves begin to go brown. Keep some for immediate use and hang the rest up somewhere cool so that the sap can travel down the stem and swell the bulbs over time. 

Leaf mould how-to

 When it comes to garden alchemy, leaf-mould is one of the easiest and simplest bits of magic.

It improves the texture of any soil, because it makes for happy worms. It also makes the best, most beautiful dark crumbly mulch, and (if you leave it 2-3 years) is a really good medium for seed-sowing. The challenge then, is creating enough of it, and fast enough to satisfy an impatient gardener like myself. The first thing is to get more leaves, as the pile rots down to about a quarter of its original mass. The internets are replete with info on ‘the best leaves’ but common sense will have you steering clear of evergreens and anything diseased, and chopping up anything thick or coarse with the mower. In fact, chopping all your leaves up (coarse or otherwise) as fine as possible will help, as will turning the pile every few weeks. It’s important to keep things moist, so add water if things sound or feel crispy. My bags are stacked on top of each-other and the bottom ones are ready first, so weighting the heap down creates faster leaf-mould. I would mulch the entire garden with this stuff if only I could make enough; if I had the space, I would replace my usual multiple plastic-bags-with-holes system with a large builders bag, or even better, two enormous compost bays, for once you’ve got a system going, it’s quantity rather than speed that you’ll be hankering after.

A tiny front garden, planting phase 2: THE HEDGE

The hedge arrived!

It was bare-root. Bare root hedges are dug up from the ground and transported to you literally ‘bare-root’ with no soil and therefore not pot or ‘root-ball’. This reduces the product’s weight, which means you pay MUCH less for it.

Bare root hedging is younger than ‘instant’ hedging, and as such beds down better, and acclimatises to its surroundings with greater aplomb.

Bare root babies ready in their trench

All in all, it’s a budget option that will give you a better finished product. All you need is a gigantic dollop of PATIENCE.

It was pretty tricky to put the hedge in without trampling all the other planting I had previously done. But I managed it eventually, and I even used a mycorrhizal fungi ‘dip’ for the roots before I bedded them in. Studies have shown this to be a ‘good thing’, and I love a study, so the mycorrhizal fungi thing basically had me at hello, but it’s not essential.

gloopy mycorrhizal fungi dip

What IS essential is totally tender loving care in the first few months and beyond. The ground was pretty wet when I planted, but I watered the following day, and I’m watering every three days until it gets really cold.

beginning of something beautiful

I can’t wait to see this hedge come to life, and for it to block out the cars in the road. Perhaps I’ll do a post every year to show its progress.

All this needs now is a multi-stemmed something to go in the middle. I’m still wavering on this but watch this space!

xx Laetitia

The Five Minute Garden Approach

A simple system for gaining, and keeping control of your outside space.

My Five Minute Garden, November 2018

I’ve been banging on for a while about how I keep a handle on my (rather large) garden, in tiny five minute bursts each day. It all began with a decision to stop doing what I had been doing (letting everything get to crisis point and then having to spend hours and hours at a time to regain control) and try a different approach to see where it led me.

It led me to a garden that never got on top of me

A garden I was excited and happy to venture out into

A garden that did what it was supposed to do: bring me and my family joy.

Up until recently I’ve been happily chugging along, deciding randomly the things I’m going to tackle for each five minute burst…

But I’m well aware that although I may FEEL like a beginner, I’m actually not and that deciding what to do each day is sometimes more of an obstacle than the DOING of the thing, especially when you are unsure of yourself. For example: if you’re not sure about how to proceed with your rambling rose, then the chances are you’re going to avoid dealing with it completely for as long as possible. That’s okay of course (there’s nothing lovelier than an out-of-control rose) - until, that is, you want to go out and play in the garden.

So I started to cast around for a system that would help me get around to everything, with minimum agonising.

I decided to lump all the stuff that ALWAYS needs doing into a quick five minute burst, and then allocate a separate, more specific enterprise to each day. This worked beautifully, except that it didn’t allow for all the other, perhaps less important, but more detailed stuff, like planting containers, or looking after your pond, or maintaining your garden furniture.

Then I found THIS.

I love watching people clean things; especially when they are all jolly and up-beat about it. I don’t enjoy cleaning my own house (in fact I pay someone else to do it for me), so quite why I love watching other people clean theirs is beyond me…but I have decided not to judge myself and just go with it. Anyway, this lady, Gemma, has devised something called ‘The Organised Mum Method’ and every day she’s there, on Instagram, encouraging others to get their mops and dusters out and zip through the housework fast and efficiently, so that they can enjoy the rest of their lives without being plagued by dirt - FABULOUS! I LOVE HER!

Like me, she has a daily task system, but she also has something she calls ‘The Friday Focus’ - a set of eight distinct areas that she tackles in rotation, to go ‘deeper’ than just bog standard cleaning (i.e. empty the crumbs out of the toaster). I took this idea into my garden, creating a set of ten things to tackle on Fridays in rotation (or indeed, that I could just pick and choose from).

So that was rather a long-winded introduction, but here is my Five Minute Garden approach, and I hope it helps some of you get out there and enjoy your outside spaces again!

The five minute method to keep your garden beautiful

The Basic Stuff: watering, weeding, sweeping, tidying – Do as much as you can in 5 minutes.

Watering. All containerised plants in summer

Weeding. Pick a spot, start the timer, ready, set, go! Two trays or trugs: one for composting, the other for council or black bin.

Sweeping. Sweep or blow out steps, paths and terraces. Compost leaves.

Resetting and tidying. Cushions out, umbrellas up, lights and candles lit and vice versa at the end of the day.

The Daily Enterprise: Each day you do something different

Monday spruce – 5 minutes

This little enterprise sets you up for your week. It’s a general garden tidying mission – it comprises all the baseline jobs but over the entire garden. That means you’re not getting into detail – no perfectionism here, but you will get round the whole garden. Tidy away anything out of place, weed anything that’s obvious when you view the entire space, roughly sweep/blow all terraces, steps and paths and water anything that needs a drink.

Tuesday chop – 5 minutes

This is everything chopping and tying in. Get those secateurs and do the dead, diseased and dying dance. Next, tackle any tree or shrub branches that need pruning or shaping. Tie in anything that needs training. Put everything into a bag for council composting, or chop up fine for home composting. Mow and edge the lawn (summer).

Wednesday affair – 5 minutes

This involves moving and planting. Take stock. Lift and divide perennials that need it in autumn, move (or remove) anything that’s not working and replace with something else. Sow seed, prick out, pot on, plant out. Plant bulbs in autumn

Thursday fuss – 5 minutes

This is simple deadheading and fussing. Glass of wine, finger and thumb. Compost or vase. Also feeding containers in summer

The Friday project. - 5 minutes: Go deeper. Pick and choose from list below, or follow the list in rotation

Week 1: terrace or patio, steps and paths, windowsills, balconies

Wash with a strong hose stream or pressure wash and/or scrub with baking soda/vinegar to remove any slippery mould. Weed between cracks.

Week 2: lawn

Weed out any dandelions. Deal with any bald or yellow patches.

Week 3: flower beds

Get between the plants and search out hidden weeds, prune out any dead, diseased or dying matter, dead head in summer, divide in autumn, mulch in winter.

Week 4: containers

Re-pot in spring, feed and deadhead in summer, plant up in autumn and spring, mulch, weed, etc.

Week 5: topiary

Clip, feed, mulch according to season

Week 6: compost 

Turn the heap, add green or brown waste/ bulking agents etc.

Week 7: tools and shed, greenhouse 

Tidy away anything that’s out of place, brush down surfaces, clean and sweep/ wash floors

Week 8: pond or water features

Remove weeds and/or fallen leaves, add oxygenators.

Week 9: indoor plants

Wipe leaves to remove dust, turn plants, pot on or propagate as necessary

Week 10: garden furniture

Brush down and wipe clean

If your garden is mostly indoors, simply pick a secondary task that applies to you from the list above and repeat on Fridays (or sit back and do nothing!)

Essential things:

In order to use your 5 minutes effectively, you need to work towards:

1.    Having your tools, outdoor shoes and gloves easily accessible

2.    Having water easily accessible, in cans or a hose, ready to use

3.    Having only large containers (wider than 40cm diameter)

What if there’s a massive job to be done?

If you have a huge job that needs doing , simply add it to your basic list, and do it instead – so for example you could make mulching the garden your basic enterprise for an entire week – a trug-full a day.

What if I only want to garden at the weekend?

Yes of course you can adapt this approach to the weekends if you prefer to garden then. Simply do 25 minutes of basic stuff on Saturday and the weekly stuff on Sunday, (or mix it all up into one big burst…) up to you.

And finally: A note about the five minute thing:

If you’ve been following along for a while, (and perhaps using the five minute approach to gardening) you’ll know that the timing aspect of it can be pretty elastic sometimes. There are days when you’ll have time (and inclination) to stay and keep going for much longer than five minutes, and there will be other days, when you can literally only manage 300 seconds. The point is that we can ALL stop what we’re doing and go outside for five minutes. That’s the idea that gets us out there and doing something positive. All this to say that yes, you can take this whole thing totally literally if you like – set a timer and do proper five minute bursts, and your garden will look lovely, and you will benefit too, because you went outside…but you can also let the mood take you for longer, and you’ll be able to go a bit deeper, and understand your garden a bit better…it’s not set in stone; it’s up to you.

x Laetitia

A tiny front garden, planting phase 1

HUGE excitement here, as I managed to steal an hour yesterday to plant up the front garden bed!

Planting plan:

Initial thoughts

I did what I always do in these situations (despite the proper training) and ended up with a scrawled idea on the back of an envelope. The thought process went through many incarnations, revolving initially around a hydrangea paniculata standard, with loads of ground cover beneath. In the end though, it was one sentence I kept going back to:

“Fill with sarcococca. Edge with ferns”

I knew I wanted a yew hedge, so I ordered this bare root (SO much cheaper than buying plants in pots, but you do have to wait for them to grow…it’s called gardening).

I also knew I wanted a tree, or something imposing in the middle of the bed. At the time of writing I’m still deciding on what that should be.

Ideally one would wait until one had all the plants, and then plant the largest ones first, but I couldn’t wait

So, here is a list of what I planted yesterday

6 x sarcococca confusa

8 x polystichum polyblepharum

8 x asplenium scolopendrium

7 x alchemilla mollis

Still waiting for the hedge and a tree

The plants:

Sarcococca

If you don’t know sarcococca, it’s common name is sweet box, or christmas box, and it is an extremely hardy evergreen shrub with tiny white flowers that pump out delicious scent in the depths of winter, just when you most need a lift. It’s an absolute beauty in a front garden because you get that fabulous whiff every time you go in and out (as do your passers-by…lucky them). Someone once wrote to me and said that she couldn’t have sarcococca because her husband hated the smell. All I can say is that he must be a very special person (baffled, blinking face).

Ferns

The ferns are a mixture of harts-tongue fern (the one without pinnate leaves) and Japanese lace fern or tassel fern which is a new one for me (I had ordered Polypodium vulgare but these turned up instead…(and now you understand the level of my impatience!)

Alchemilla mollis

Alchemilla mollis is Lady’s Mantle - an oh-so-pretty perennial that holds magical droplets of rain in its leaves and shoots out acid green flowers.

I put the sarcococca in first - they are small plants so they look a bit lonely but they need space to grow; that’s gardening. Then I edged the whole bed with a repeating line of my top ferns and alchemilla. I love the textured finish it gives, and because I planted them pretty close together, it looks gloriously ‘finished’ which is always satisfying.

from above

Once the hedge and my centrepiece are in, I’ll be doing a big bulb-planting session here, to give me something for the gaps in the spring time.

x Laetitia

A tiny front garden, transformed

What’s your pain threshold for ugly?

I’ve found out that mine is pretty high.

I’ve lived in the same house for ten years now, and I walk in and out of the house on average about ten times a day. I have consequently walked in and out through the tiny piece of land that constitutes my front garden about thirty six thousand times.

Before: Someone’s idea of an acceptable flowerbed

Thirty six thousand glances at something that, when we bought the house, made me wince and think “This is the thing we must tackle first”.

Closeup of someone’s idea of an acceptable flowerbed

Thirsty six thousand excuses: “It keeps the burglars away… I need to save that money for a rainy day… it’s not THAT BAD…”

Cheap brick wall

Thirty six thousand instances where I’ve had to ignore the unfinished, unkempt ugliness of it.

I did try, by the way - I tried putting plants in there, but nothing covered the bricks sufficiently, and the triangular-ness of it, and, well, there was no way to put a hedge there…

Pretty soon (I’d say after the first six months) I simply stopped seeing it, in the same way that I can’t really remember certain things that happened in my twenties. Our brains block stuff out.

I called time on my un-seeing eyes a couple of weeks ago, and I have halloween to thank for that, as, laying out my pumpkins and trying to prettify the space, I realised that I was no longer prepared to agonise over how awful it made me feel. Something had to be done.

As cheaply as possible, and as quickly as possible.

I made the call.

The lovely thing about calling landscapers in Autumn is that their workload is slightly lighter, and they can fit small jobs in between their vast ones quicker.

Mark and his brilliant team started by removing the ridiculous triangular raised bed.

Marvellous Mark and his men

Then we marked out a new, curved shape that would allow for a hedge along the length of my front wall.

They then cut it out, removed the debris, put a length of thick steel edging around the sloping part of the bed to keep things level, and then backfilled with earth.

Steel edging to deal with levels

They also put caps on the plain brick uprights of the wall, using some leftover London Stock from our extension project, which softens the whole look and somehow detracts from the ugliness of the cheap bricks beneath.

New caps on the wall

Finally, they put vine eyes on the front of the house, and cut two small holes in the paving against the walls of the house, in which to plant climbers.

It’s the simplest, most economical solution to my ten year itch, and I absolutely love it.

Phase two (planting) coming soon!

Yours, with great relief

x Laetitia

Just add pumpkins: a five minute autumnal entrance.

I’m hesitating as I begin writing this, because after all, who on earth needs to know that I’m plonking a load of random pots on my windowsills? But the idea here is that you don’t need to go shopping in order to decorate your front door - you can probably just move some stuff around and get the effect you want. And if you’re daunted at the thought of window boxes, or planting things, well then here is your work-around. Just add pumpkins! It took me five minutes to gather the stuff, and rather longer to fuss around with it. I hope it sparks some decorative energy.

There was a time in the dim and distant past when I would go to the nursery and buy up bedding by the armful, plant it up in containers and display it, together with pumpkins, and perhaps a lantern, outside the front door. The window boxes too, would get an autumnal shake-up; I would swap out the summer lobelia and nasturtiums with cyclamen, or viola, plunging bulbs beneath.

But the window boxes went during some building work a couple of years ago, and haven’t yet returned. It’s a sadness, but also a relief in some ways - the hassle of watering and tending to them (one more thing in a long list of ‘stuff to do’ has been removed - and I rather relish the austerity of unadorned windowsills.

But I’m not the fun police, and I do love a celebration. There’s absolutely no point in fighting against Halloween when you have children. They love it and there’s nothing to do but embrace the entire she-bang. So I went off to the nursery, fully intending to buy great big chrysanthemum bombs and do like the Americans, with all their fabulous front-door autumnal (or should I say ‘fall’) excess.

Well, I got there, and the big balls of chrysanthemums looked a little tired and a LOT like they’d need me to deadhead for HOURS, but most off-putting of all, they were all encased in plastic, I guess to prevent the stems from flopping out and snapping off.

So I went home, resolving to gather up all the orphaned, random things in my home and garden, and put them on the windowsills. This is what I did. It cost me nothing, and I am smugly pleased with the result.

Here’s what I put there, and where I found it:

1. Muehlenbeckia complexa: I had thee little plants, bought a while ago because I am VERILY IN LOVE with this plant. I’m waiting for the Gladiolus callianthus to go over, and then I’ll replace them with muehlenbeckia as a permanent planting.

2. Bunnytail grass: I bought this to plant in the thin strip at the base of the wall at the end of the garden. True to form, I haven’t got around to planting it yet, so it’s going here on the windowsill.

3. Ivy: Each of my kids have an ivy plant in their bedrooms. I stole them and put them on the windowsill.

4. Euphorbia ‘Diamond Frost’. This small pot was the result of some left-over plants that I had when I put a load of plugs at the base of one of my myrtle trees. It has been on a little table outside my shed, flowering its little heart out. I nicked it and put it on the windowsill.

5. Cylcamen. I bought a load of these at the beginning of the week to plant in a large shallow pot that I usually use for salad leaves and add some colour to my terrace. I also like having some knocking about to bring indoors when the weather turns really ghastly, so I plant them, three to a shallow pan and have them lying in wait. This one is ‘waiting’ on the windowsill.

6. Gourds. I bought these on purpose at the market - they are ridiculously tasteful and will be joined in due course by proper orange ones, which we will carve scary faces into.

xx Laetitia

Hanging basketry

I thought I'd post a little update on the hanging basket, which I planted a few weeks ago now. 

I began with some rather bedraggled Dichondra 'Silver Falls' - left neglected on the shelf at my local garden centre, and an old basket which had long since lost its inners. 

I used some cheap hessian to make a new liner, and lined this again with old bits of plastic bag, then I filled up the whole thing with multi-purpose compost, mixed with some water-retaining granules (something that I generally reserve for hanging baskets only but which I now wish I'd used in every pot)! You can get the how-to here.

Dichondra babies

Here's how it looked when I planted it up in the last week of June.

I haven't watered it much since then, because of the granules, and it's gone bonkers

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Chelsea 2018: My favourite things 4

Sustainability is all about durability, and that means shelling out to buy the very best that we can afford. It means that when we buy something new, we buy it not just for ourselves, but for our children and grandchildren, and their children too. 

Butter Wakefield adding the finishing touches to her design

The Gaze Burvill stand at Chelsea this year was an utter treat, and richly deserved its reward as best trade stand of the show. Butter Wakefield is a master of restrained but ebullient design; the sort of spaces that pull you in with their friendly, come-hither, arms-open-wide accessibility, and at the same time wow you because, well, they are just so damn chic.

Acid green and stripes

Andrew and I finally persuaded Butter to come and give us the benefit of her wisdom and experience on the podcast and it's up now for you to listen to - just click here.

Craftsmanship; it's in the detail

Beautiful pictures by Clive Nichols

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Chelsea 2018: My favourite things 3

Garden Art Plus

Third on my lust list of products I'd love to take home with me from Chelsea this year, are the amazing and unique finds from Garden Art Plus.

Travers and Katie scour scrap yards and old factories up and down the country and abroad, finding the most amazing and thrilling containers and statuary for the garden. I'd love to sit here and tell you that I've ordered two vast copper chocolate mixing vats to adorn my enormous garden; sadly, I cannot. But that's really not the point is it....We don't get cross when we can't afford a Gwen John do we? We admire it for its beauty. I love this stuff because it's old stuff that's been given new life.

These chocolate coating pots were found at an old factory in the UK. They've been gently powder-blasted and then treated to make give them verdigris.  They would look just amazing flanking a path or a pool in a huge space ...or just one in the centre of a courtyard. As you may have gathered, I have fallen hard. Do go and visit Travers and Katie at their amazing space, just to swoon, and perhaps consider whether you really do want that holiday after all...

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